Chapter 1026 — The Prankster Duo in Action
"What is it?" Feng Xiaoxiao asked, a little puzzled.
"Look at the transom above us..." Shen Yushu pointed overhead, her expression strange.
"What about the transom?" Feng Xiaoxiao raised her head in confusion, but one look sent her jumping in fright! For there, pressed right up against the outside of the transom, was a person! Only, a security screen covered the outside of the window, so no one could poke their head through from out there.
"Xie Yufeng?" Feng Xiaoxiao recognized the figure at the transom at once — it was that new transfer student from yesterday, Xie Yufeng! She could not help but fume: "The guy looks perfectly respectable, so how is he such a pervert? Peeping on the girls while they train?"
"Yep, but we've caught him!" A gleam of excitement lit up Shen Yushu's face.
Seeing that look, Feng Xiaoxiao nodded in understanding. The two of them needed no words — they had already quietly risen and were slipping toward the gym storeroom nearby! Earlier, the PE teacher had opened the storeroom to fetch medicine balls and other training gear and had not locked the door — after all, the balls had to be put back after class. And during class, the teacher would never imagine anyone sneaking into the storeroom.
What Shen Yushu and Feng Xiaoxiao were actually after in the storeroom were handy tools for pranking people. The gym storeroom was vast and crammed with all sorts of things — besides sports training equipment, it also held athletic uniforms and school security guard uniforms and the like...
"Heh heh!" Shen Yushu fished several pairs of ice skates and spiked shoes off a rack and broke into a grin.
Feng Xiaoxiao glanced at the weapons in Shen Yushu's hands, and the corners of her mouth curled up slightly: "You want them to fall down and land on those?"
"Yep, but how do we make them fall?" Shen Yushu nodded, then found herself stumped.
Feng Xiaoxiao's gaze swept across the storeroom and suddenly landed on something. She dashed over, snatched it up, and waved it joyfully: "Leave this to me — let them have a taste of the electric baton!"
In Feng Xiaoxiao's hand was, unmistakably, an electric baton! It was the kind the school guards used on night patrol, and naturally there were spares — just like the guard uniforms — stored in the storeroom.
"Then let's split up!" Shen Yushu felt that Feng Xiaoxiao was simply born to be her partner in crime. This time, Xie Yufeng and his lot were done for!
"No problem!" Feng Xiaoxiao raised her right hand.
Shen Yushu caught on and reached out to high-five her: "Here's to total victory! After I set the trap, I'll crouch under the neighboring transom and meow like a cat — then you zap them down!"
With that, Shen Yushu scooped up an armful of spiked shoes, ice skates and the like and slipped out of the gym through the storeroom's back door, while Feng Xiaoxiao, baton in hand, made her way to the transom adjacent to Xie Yufeng's.
This spot was basically a blind corner in the shadows — unless Xie Yufeng deliberately looked straight down, he could not possibly see anyone on the seats below. And this time Feng Xiaoxiao was tucked beneath the neighboring transom, making her even harder to spot.
Xie Yufeng, Li Panghu and Wang Congming had all climbed onto the wire mesh above one of the transoms. Though the mesh was fairly high, with the help of Xie Yufeng's true qi, Li Panghu and Wang Congming were easily hauled up.
"Found her yet? How come I don't see Feng Xiaoxiao?" Xie Yufeng had been scanning from outside the transom for ages without catching a glimpse of her, and muttered in puzzlement: "Don't tell me the little chick skipped class?"
"Yeah, I don't see her either, but I do see Gu Mengyao! Only she's wearing shorts and kept her top on, so there's nothing much to look at!" Wang Congming said with some regret.
"That big-boobed girl Shen Yushu isn't here either!" Li Panghu said lecherously: "Just thinking about her chest keeps me up at night!"
Shen Yushu had just walked up beneath the three of them and heard Li Panghu slandering her. She was furious. My chest belongs to Brother Arrowhead — how dare you fantasize about it? Hmph hmph, this ice skate is for you, then — and may you land right on your balls!
Shen Yushu laid the ice skates and spiked shoes out in a row, right where the three of them were bound to land, then tiptoed over and hid at the base of the wall beneath the neighboring transom.
That way, Xie Yufeng and the others could not see her from their angle either! That done, Shen Yushu pinched her nose and meowed like a cat: "Meow..."
That meow gave Xie Yufeng and the other two quite a start! Though Xie Yufeng was a Mystic-rank expert, he dared not casually use his true qi for fear of exposing his identity. He had used a bit of it earlier when climbing the wire mesh, and had been suppressing it inside his body ever since — who knew when that bastard Wei Zhao might show up?
He had seen Wei Zhao leave the classroom, after all. What if Wei Zhao came near here? So naturally he had not noticed Shen Yushu sneaking up.
"What was that sound?" Xie Yufeng frowned.
"Sounded like a cat. It's nothing!" Wang Congming shook his head.
"Right, a cat — and a cat in heat, at that!" Li Panghu chimed in.
"Oh!" Xie Yufeng nodded and went back to peeping.
Shen Yushu was seething. Your mother's the cat in heat! Just you wait — you'll get yours in a moment!
Inside the gym, Feng Xiaoxiao heard Shen Yushu's signal and swiftly climbed up the backs of the seats to the edge of the transom above. With the seats to brace her feet and the gym floor already higher than the ground outside, she scrambled up onto the transom with ease.
Hee hee! Feng Xiaoxiao bared her teeth in a grin, flipped the switch on the electric baton, and touched it to the wire mesh! The mesh outside the transoms was all connected, so the moment Feng Xiaoxiao touched it with the baton, Xie Yufeng, Wang Congming and Li Panghu on the other side let out a howl of agony, shuddered all over, and dropped off the mesh!
But in the instant of falling, Xie Yufeng caught sight of the spiked shoes and ice skates below and nearly jumped out of his skin! If he landed right on those, he'd end up with a fistula for sure! Terrified, he instinctively tried to summon his true qi to shield himself and leap clear — which would also shove Wang Congming and Li Panghu aside in an instant!
"Huh? Isn't that Xie Yufeng? Doing a little aerial act, are we?"
A voice drifted lazily from nearby, giving Xie Yufeng such a shock that he instinctively suppressed the true qi in his body and did not dare circulate it again! For that voice was none other than Wei Zhao's!
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